i punch gay deer

fnohomestuck:

ipgd:

yes that is why i love it so much and request it of every artist i know

comedy gold

said requests are also why this gem exists:

“One day Tinkerbull was changing Tavros’ super-duper ultra-sized nappy. It was fucking huge because of all the shit that Tavros just constantly spewed out from his useless crippled ass. All day, every day. So on this particular day, Tinkerbull was huffing and puffing and grunting and heaving and trying to drag the titanic turd trashbag off Tavros’ pungent paraplegic posterior, when all of a sudden the useless bastard let loose a low, rumbling noise, followed by a sharp, shrill toot from his broken buttocks. Tinkerbull knew he had to act fast. He didn’t have much time before the next one hit. But this was a particularly monumental load. It was ginormous. He struggled and he strained and beads of sweat ran down his tiny airborne bovine forehead as he tried to pull it off. But he persisted, and he had almost managed to remove it when, without warning, a sound like an earthquake resonated deep within Tavros’ bowels, while tears of shame and humiliation ran down Tavros’ cheeks. Suddenly, a truly colossal stream of poop noisily ejected itself from between the bruised and battered buttcheeks and destroyed everything in its path, burying Tinkerbull alive and suffocating him slowly to death.

The end”

(it wont let me submit just a text post so take this great gif too)

haha

what a story, ipgd