the latest episode in People Pay Me To Draw My Own Fetishes
someone asked me about dicks so i decided to draw a couple of dicks instead
MAYBE IT’S LAZY MESSY SHIT AND I COULDN’T BE BOTHERED TO SPEND MORE THAN 15 MINUTES ON THE COLORING BUT I DREW SOMETHING IT COUNTS
time to spend another 3 months listlessly refreshing tumblr
commi$$ions
hahahahhahahaha
=3 pomf
done, thanks for watchin my stream dogs!!!!
im trying something new it’s called “not giving anything even approaching a FUCK about proper anatomy or fixing any of my mistakes”
anyway someone requested more of this garbage so i did it
ladies and gentlemen this is a picture of dog tier jade eating a crossdressing pokemon’s poop with its veiny pulsating dick squished against her forehead
this is, officially, without equivocation, the weirdest thing i have ever drawn
i am crying i am laughing so hard holy fuck
for my bff queefmaster, roxy graphically vomiting on jake while she rides his dick
crappy and lazy is a good way to do things
so i sat back and thought
“do you really want to spend another 20 hours painting this”
NOPE
lazy as HELL anyway the relevant parts are done enough for my purposes, enjoy footfriends
“You draw? I’ve seen your art, and it’s really great! My Mom and I both really like it, I’ve been showing her it while she’s been in the hospital. Is there any chance you could draw her Equius shitting blue turds, Gamzee shitting purple turds and Karkat shitting red turds all over Eridans body with what he can’t eat oozing out of his filthy, shitstained mouth? All four trolls should be visibly aroused by this, and Equius in particular is sweating at the peversion. I’d be really grateful if you could do this for my Mom, Miss IPGD! :)”
this guy on hsg keeps asking for this so fuck it i just did it
first brobunnybot porn, take that sharona
baby’s first animation
let me tell you about homestuck
after this encounter, gamzee is scared straight and purchases a hairbrush
!wKIHYCm2gs
