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STREAM DONE, THANKS FOR WATCHING!

THIS IS THE MOST HORRIFYING “FUCK YOU” TO HUMAN ANATOMY I’VE SEEN SINCE THAT ONE COMIC BOOK ARTIST TRIED DRAWING CAPTAIN AMERICA AND MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A LOG OF MEAT WITH A SHIELD TAPED ONTO IT

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MESS I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO POINT OUT ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH IT

LET’S JUST CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE AND MENTION THAT ALL OF THESE GIRLS LOST THEIR ABDOMENS IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT AND JADE WAS FIGHTING BREAST CANCER FOR A WHILE

IT LOOKS LIKE ROXY IS A CACKLING SUPERVILLAIN WHO JUST ORGASMED FROM BURNING DOWN AN ORPHANAGE

I CAN’T BREATHE ^

AND THEY’RE ALL FUCKING CRYING WHY ARE THEY CRYING

WHY ARE ROSE AND ROXY’S TITS ACTUALLY JUST HELIUM BALLOONS WITH A SYNTHETIC SKIN-WRAP AROUND THEM

WHY IS THIS A THING

Hey, i see that some things can be confusing or overdetailed on the picture i did, and i appreciate your input, do you think you could elaborate on your commentary, id really aprecciate it.

1. Roxy and Rose’s tits are made of water balloons
2. Jade’s tits have giant inverted nipples and muscular curvature that makes it look like she has a 10-pack (she should only have 6)
3. Jade and Roxy’s hips start too far up and are somehow thick, curvy, boney, and muscular all at once
4. THEY ARE ALL CRYING WHY ARE THEY CRYING
5. I like Jade’s ears you made them cute
6. Roxy’s right (her left) breast is shaped like a boot or a kissing face with no eyes despite no pressure
7. NONE OF THEM ARE DYNAMIC POSES BUT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY’RE MOVING 100 MPH
8. Jade’s right (her left) arm is made entirely out of one muscular elbow and a bicep
9. ROXY’S FACE I CAN’T DESCRIBE WHAT KIND OF FACE SHE IS MAKING BUT SHE HAS JUST DONE SOMETHING INCREDIBLY EVIL
10. Rose’s shoulders look fine but she has no necklines and her face is too big so you can’t see any of the curvature of her neck stuff
11. Jane’s shoulders, neck, and arms actually look perfect but her left (our right) hand is gargantuan compared to the other and either her nipples don’t exist or are the exact same color and texture of the rest of her breast tissue

I HOPE THIS IS HELPFUL BECAUSE I USED TO FOLLOW YOU AND I STOPPED BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING GAVE UP TRYING

and here is how to not give critique

did you crawl out of 2009-era /ic/, jesus

pro tip dude: rudeness and hostility can have legitimate value in critique when used judiciously, at appropriate times, when the attitude of the recipient actually warrants it. “always” is not an appropriate time. this particular instance was the opposite of an appropriate time.

your conduct did not strengthen the weight of your criticisms, it did not need to exist as a tool to shock the artist into taking your points to heart, it made you look like a loledgy tryhard shitwagon rolling around in a pile of self-indulgent “ASSPAT-LADEN CRITIQUE IS BAD, SO I AM GOING TO CONDUCT MYSELF LIKE A MALICIOUS AND ROWDY APE!” parrot-mentality nonsense. it came unsolicited, unprompted by any obstinacy on the part of the artist, and served literally no fucking purpose other than to communicate that you either a) have no legitimate investment in critique other than as an opportunistic bludgeon employed in personal attacks and therefor have no fucking credibility, or b) that you are socially oblivious to a degree that is medically alarming

reading this was physically embarrassing to me. you are embarrassing. you are the kind of person who creates artists who are defensive and stagnant and worthless because this kind of behavior used this way does not encourage an artist to separate their work from their ego, you implicitly connect them and attack them and reinforce the impression that the quality of one’s art is reflective of their personal worth.

you don’t have to be a sugar-coating candy ass kisser to give critique, but it still takes fucking tact to be mean. the words that you say mean things, and affect the people who listen to them in real ways, and harshness without a comprehensive understanding of that is reckless and worthless and harmful to whatever poor undereducated person has the misfortune to be subject to this type of careless and inconsiderate horse shit. you don’t have anything even approaching the comprehension or compassion it takes to speak to other artists in this manner. stop.