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@stoicsilence: will you be at the library tomorrow morning, i have minimal wifi access

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let me direct you to begin from the bottom and read this great twitter story i wrote today

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  • 2 weeks ago
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if you are coming to tcaf and would like to hang out you should probably look at my twitter since that is likely where i will be broadcasting my location and the means by which i will attempt to orchestrate these meetings

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  • 2 weeks ago
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does anyone have a meat grinder they dont want

this is a serious post i really need a meatgrinder

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  • 3 weeks ago
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the most maddening part of the hymen virginity bullshit myth is that it should take approximately three seconds of thought to reveal itself as complete garbage

if women had factory sealed virginity hymens covering their vaginas how the fuck would they menstruate

how would a woman who is a virgin use a tampon, do they believe that using a tampon takes your virginity or that only non-virgin women can use them

do they believe that if you break your hymen while masturbating you’re no longer a virgin

but of course this would require thinking about women as anything other than dick receptacles for three seconds which is clearly an utter impossibility

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  • 3 weeks ago
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sugoihime replied to your post: sugoihime replied to your post: I miss your…

he looks kinda chub that makes him extra cute is he doing cute stupid neko stuff yet ill place a 75,500 bid thank

within literally the first 30 seconds of meeting him he gored my chest trying to climb onto my shoulders

hes a hecka rad cat

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  • 1 month ago
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Q:I miss your blogging, how have you been?

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ive just been tweeting about my cat all day

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  • 1 month ago
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when you’re talking to somebody on the inter tubes and the conversation has started to peter out but you are still in that period where nobody has said anything for a while but it hasn’t been quite long enough that you’re entirely sure that the conversation is over and you suddenly have to go but you don’t know whether to make a potentially awkward delayed response to say that you’re leaving or if you should just go and potentially end up looking rude if they do respond again a short period after you have left ??????????

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yesterday when i was on my radio shack search i passed this dude i assumed was homeless or something because he was carrying around a cup full of change, and when i was walking by him he looked at me like he was going to begin soliciting money but instead he turned his back to me and started urinating against one of the shop doors while repeating “excuse me ma’am” over and over again 

he had a ludicrously deep booming voice and even as i walked way down the street i could hear him chanting something i could not parse

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  • 1 month ago
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this was probably the most interesting cosplay i saw at pax

i had to do a double take walking past it

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pax east is over and i got my tampon signed by raul panther

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pax east is over and i got my tampon signed by raul panther

ft. tumblr user fwugradiation’s destroyed box of scooby snacks

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who’s goin to pax east im going to pax east lets hang out

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saying my art is bad does not actually mean i hate myself. i am not my art so there is basically not any kind of connection there at all

 

having depression doesn’t mean i hate myself either. i’ve felt like shit almost perpetually for the past 4 years but that’s always been for either a) reasons outside of my control or b) absolutely no reason at all because depression is fucking stupid

 

i think i am pretty great. of all the things i am unhappy with, being me isnt really one of them, and hasn’t ever been

 

i’d change my circumstances and my opportunities but not a thing about bein me

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really rustles my jimmies when people assume being self-critical of my ability is the same thing as self-loathing or thinking that reflects on the worth of my person at all

nothin makes me wanna punch a dude in the face more than when i say i have a long way to go and i get back a lecture about how i need to “recognize what im worth” and “realize that i have great talent!!!” eat shit and die

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  • 2 months ago
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