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subterran:

you know at first when I see these pics plaguing the “learn chinese” tag like herpes I get super pissed because it’s not like people might be going through those tags for legitimate purposes or anything
but then I just have to start laughing because if this isn’t stealth humor I don’t know what is. I mean, look at the bland word puns mixed with lazy stereotypes of chinese pronunciation and syntax, the hiragana border, the insistence that one read it aloud because the creator knows full well that the initial audience has so little interest in learning they wouldn’t bother reading something not intended to celebrate the valor and patriotism of their ignorance. 
the punchline is watching one guy show it to his frat buddies all “no seriously guys it’s not actually educational just say it out loud okay” and when the first guy goes “sum… ting… wong…” and it takes a couple seconds but you see everyone’s eyes light up and suddenly they’re rolling on the floor in fits, gasping for air, emitting noises like those of dying boars, unable to stop until the neighbors call the police and when they break down the door it’s just a huddled mass of white flesh, tears and vomit everywhere. they find one guy conscious, making weak rasping noises to himself as he rocks back and forth, but when someone kneels down to ask what happened he glances up and whispers “no… pah… king…” and suddenly he screams like a five-year-old at disneyland and the cops reel back in terror until it dies down into raw bloody hyuks that gradually fade into silence
just you wait once these events are compiled on video it’s gonna be the biggest hit youku and tudou have ever seen

most riveting tale i ever read
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subterran:

you know at first when I see these pics plaguing the “learn chinese” tag like herpes I get super pissed because it’s not like people might be going through those tags for legitimate purposes or anything

but then I just have to start laughing because if this isn’t stealth humor I don’t know what is. I mean, look at the bland word puns mixed with lazy stereotypes of chinese pronunciation and syntax, the hiragana border, the insistence that one read it aloud because the creator knows full well that the initial audience has so little interest in learning they wouldn’t bother reading something not intended to celebrate the valor and patriotism of their ignorance. 

the punchline is watching one guy show it to his frat buddies all “no seriously guys it’s not actually educational just say it out loud okay” and when the first guy goes “sum… ting… wong…” and it takes a couple seconds but you see everyone’s eyes light up and suddenly they’re rolling on the floor in fits, gasping for air, emitting noises like those of dying boars, unable to stop until the neighbors call the police and when they break down the door it’s just a huddled mass of white flesh, tears and vomit everywhere. they find one guy conscious, making weak rasping noises to himself as he rocks back and forth, but when someone kneels down to ask what happened he glances up and whispers “no… pah… king…” and suddenly he screams like a five-year-old at disneyland and the cops reel back in terror until it dies down into raw bloody hyuks that gradually fade into silence

just you wait once these events are compiled on video it’s gonna be the biggest hit youku and tudou have ever seen

most riveting tale i ever read

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