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things that you should definitely not ever do for any reason:

1. embed music on your page (exception: it can be galo sengen),

2. have a theme that for some reason doesnt actually display body text of a post, seriously that is fucking stupid why would you do this,

3. have one of those butt ass backwards graphical themes that makes everything these tiny clumped image thumbnails with no accompanying text on the front page so no one will have any idea what anything is or what chronological order it was posted in,

4. have a theme with transparent text boxes that overlays some obnoxiously patterned background so everything is unfuckingreadable, seriously that shit is neither kawaii nor kakkoii choose your fucking themes to be r e a d a b l e so people can READ THEM, because that is why you have A FUCKING BLOG, so that losers can look at this dumb shit you have deluded yourself into believing anyone else cares about and READ IT,

5. change the fucking mouse cursor, no stop this is dumb nobody thinks those little trailing pink sparkles is cool, it makes you look like a 13 year old girl, and if you are actually a 13 year old girl you should be working harder than the rest of us not to look like a 13 year old girl because there is absolutely nothing about 13 year old girls that is cool unless you are a pedophile i guess but somehow i doubt that is the target demographic,

6. dude what is even with all of the 13 year old girls just posting their age on their blog for the world to see, when i was a babby on the internet goin places i shouldnt be i had the sense to not tell anybody about it because i valued people taking me seriously and not like a 13 year old girl,

7. also what is with people just listing off their disabilities or sexualities or identities or whatever the fuck on their blog like its some kind of laundry list, that is kind of weird, why do people do this, is it because they are 13 year old girls (no its not this is a joke),

8. i get a lot of 13 year olds following my blog which is really not that terribly surprising since i was still into all of this shit when i was 13, but its still pretty funny when i post some picture of two dudes shitting in each other’s mouths or something and think “oh several dozen 13 year olds are going to see this tee hee”, which makes everything much more hilarious so i hope even more 13 year olds start following me,

9. use tumblr,

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