HAHAHAHAH commissions are going to have to wait because when i was going back to bed after checking homestuck update i tripped over my tablet’s usb cable and it destroyed both the cable and my tower’s usb port
Devil Book: 2
Vegetable Oil: 0 (???)
i don’t know what you’re doing but it makes me very happy
i eagerly await the continuation of this harrowing mission
instead of doing anything useful i spent all day watching a stream of mgs3
the main thing i have been reminded of is that ocelot is fucking precious as hell
i cannot handle it
i am full tumblr
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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.
happy wheels
trust me, its not very happy
Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot
Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.
Pokemon: Spend hours and hours pushing up and down while you scream for eggs to fucking hatch already
No More Heroes: You’re forced to be an assassin by this smokin hot babe that promises to have sex with you if you kill all the other assassins but when you do she just laughs in your face and walks away
Shadow of the Colossus: There are only like 16 enemies in the entire game, and they’re all spaced way the hell apart so you wander around the huge map for ages searching for them. It ends badly for all involved.
Morrowind: You’re an ex-con who gets hired by the CIA because they’re too incompetent to do their own job. You get some missions from your cokehead handler which entail getting homework from some college students in exchange for graverobbing and serial murder and extortion. Eventually you’re told by some black chick that you’re the reincarnation of some gang OG and have to start a revolution, so you murder more people and rob a hardware store before going to a gay Mayan strip club in a volcano to solicit one of the strippers for some hot booty, but he tries to murder you so you go and stab the Big O in the chest. Then the black chick gives you some bling and tells you to fuck off.
Basically it’s like a boring episode of Burn Notice but with a really shitty combat system and no guns.
The MGS series
An egotistical Japanese man stops you from playing a video game to pontificate to you at great length through a number of thinly veiled avatars of himself.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
the latest episode in People Pay Me To Draw My Own Fetishes
DOKI
(Source: yaoihands)
ok i just caught up on ponies
in that episode where spike goes to see the other dragons
did he seriously just
just keep that egg he took from the phoenix nest ??? he stole a baby and nobody says anything about it ???
what the hell hasbro
oh no
hahahaha
(Source: kanyewesticle, via fuckyeahashes)
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i am going to post things i find on the front page of deviantART because i want you to know my suffering
im only uploading this here so that i can delete it from my computer forever
why would you want to delete something so wonderful
Stop,
1.) Reblogging this photo
I’ve seen this about 130 times over the last six months, and man, it doesn’t stop being hilarious!!!
I feel you may misunderstand what this means.
HTML is the content layer. CSS is the presentation layer.
HTML is the words, CSS is what the words look like.
Here’s a page that’s just HTML:
Here’s a page that’s just CSS:
Barring some stupid tricks, CSS without HTML doesn’t do anything. Telling someone that they’re the CSS to your HTML literally and exactly, means that they make you superficially pretty, but are ultimately useless, void of content without you. At best it’s amazingly patronizing, at worst it is some grade A stalker shit.
Stop reblogging it!
2.) Blatantly lying
Bullshit. You’re not going to promo anyone. What does “promo” mean, anyway? “Link to”?
3.) Mentioning Myspace
Why does everyone feel the need to mention that the last time they used HTML was on their Myspace account? What’s the deal with that, am I right??
ipgd:
please source your gifsets
i cannot count the number of times i see stuff pop up on my dash that i would like to see in a format that is not a series of 3 second looping gifs but cannot because the original poster included no relevant or searchable comments, sources or tags at all in…
#ipgd: president of tumblr
that’s a much nicer tag than i use for you, you’re gonna make me feel all bad
